He hasn't got an opinion on what the best form of defence is. He even lets his dad fight his battles for him.
However, it's because he's so laughable that we want to see Darren Ferguson back in football management ASAP.
So we launched our campaign, Fergie For... Making sure to extol all his special virtues in order to secure him re-employment sharpish.
Bottom of League Two and looking doomed. Sounds like the perfect fit for our Dazza.
The Addicks are hoping for promotion from League One, that's right up Deadly's street.
The most promising feature to come out of Soccer AM/MW is cruelly cut short in its prime as Fergie lands his old job at Posh. Cheers Dazza, now you've ruined out ratings winner.