We look back at how the defences performed in our Big Match last weekend as Turls returns to analyse the goals.
Northampton Town 2-1 Gillingham
Saturday October 30, Sixfields, (Att: 4,573)
Here we are, back looking at defending in the Football League. Sorry that you've had to put up with reports from my deputies for the past two weeks.
I know I should have left you in more capable hands but Gil Grissom wasn't available and all I was left with was a poor man's Frank Drebin.
Anyway, onto business. There was a bit of a situation down at Sixfields, Northampton at the weekend, so I packed my bag of goodies - rubber gloves, cotton buds etc. - and headed down the motorway.
Northampton Town 0 Gillingham 1
The away team struck first with a well worked free kick. A shimmy and a shake set up space for the man, who proceeded to drill it into the bottom corner. There wasn't really a lot Northampton could do about it.
A well worked routine straight from the training ground. Praise must go to the inventiveness of the free kick, because I must admit that I get a little fed-up when I see another batch of free kicks get smashed into the wall or whacked over the bar.
Northampton Town 1 Gillingham 1
Nobes seems to think that this goal came as a result of sloppy marking. I disagree. However, I can't help but feel the goal came as a result of poor defending.
The corner was floated to the back stick where two attackers and two defenders were waiting with baited breath. Both defenders were out jumped - allowing one of the attackers to power the ball into the back of the net.
Also, I can't help but feel the man on the post could have made a better effort at stopping the ball from going in. Nevertheless, questions must be asked as to why both attackers managed to get higher than their markers.
I suppose it is part and parcel of football, but it looked like the defenders weren't even fussed about jumping - like it was beneath them or something.
Perhaps I am being a little harsh, but I like my defenders in the air at corners.
Northampton Town 2 Gillingham 1
Penalty. I'm not 100 per cent convinced if this was a penalty. I can understand why it was given but, at the same time, I wouldn't have batted an eyelid had it not.
A free kick was sent towards the back post where the defender and attacker got in a tangle with each other. Neither play was looking at the ball and the Gills defender kind of fell on the attacker.
I suppose the defender could be perceived as hauling the striker down and the reaction of the rest of the Gillingham team said a lot.
None of them seemed particularly outraged by the decision. Just a little clumsy in my eyes. Maybe he hasn't got used to his height yet.
Northampton defending:
Midfielder chips the ball up to the front man who does brilliantly well to control it, fashion a little bit of space, and play it through to his strike partner.
The keeper comes out to smother the ball. Good attacking and very good goalkeeping. Brave and alert - exactly what you want from your man between the sticks.
It was good forward play over poor defending, so I'm not going to criticise the defence.
Gillingham defending:
I might just start copy and pasting this into every article, because it is a daily occurrence. Northampton's keeper hoofs the ball down the pitch where a Gills defender leaped for it.
Unfortunately for him, he completely misjudged the flight of the ball and ended up flicking it towards a striker in the acres of space.
A goal wasn't scored, but the defence can count themselves a little lucky. Time and again we see defenders misjudging the flight of the ball and it invariably leads to a goal scoring opportunity.
I'm not asking for defences to have a PhD in Physics, but they must understand how a ball moves in the air by now?
Conclusion:
Overall, it wasn't too bad a display from either defence, but I am getting annoyed at having to write about the same mistakes every week.
It is completely unreasonable to expect them to be world beaters because there is a legitimate reason for them playing in League Two and not Serie A.
However, in the instance of the aforementioned Gillingham defence - which didn't result in a goal - it is a sloppy piece of defending that, if see on a Sunday league pitch, would result in a tongue-lashing from the defender's gaffer.
Of course, if any club is reading this and questioning whether I could do any better - as a coach, I won't even pretend to be good enough to play in League Two - then I will accept a challenge of joining the club on a one week basis to improve the defensive structure.
Anyone willing to give me a punt? Thought not.